Thursday, June 12, 2008

I just want a frickin Bagel with Cream Cheese

So for some reason, I woke up around 6am and just couldn't get back to sleep. Come to think of it, I really haven't been sleeping well lately anyways.
Since I was up, I decided to go to the gym.
A couple of the guys at work have been going in the morning, but since I'm not a morning person, I was less than enthused.
But today, I figured: "What the heck..."
It was certainly nice. In the few times I actually had the energy to go to the gym after work, I still found myself easily tired.
But this morning, I was firing on all 4 cylinders and was feeling good.
This day was turning out to be good.
Alas, all good things much come to an end.
The dingbats at Dunkin Donuts screwed up my planned breakfast that consisted of a PLAIN BAGEL with PLAIN CREAM CHEESE. That's it. I would say that is a very simple order.
Well, I got my bag from the window and didn't look to see whether it was right. I assumed.
Keep in mind, when you assume, you really make an ass out of you and me. But this time, it made an ass of them and them.
When I got to the office, I found that I didn't have a Bagel with cream cheese...
I have a Sausage Egg and Cheese Croissant.
huh?
I find myself laughing right now.
I could not think of a more opposite order on their menu, except maybe getting a soup. But no matter how early it was, I would have caught them handing me a soup.
Idiots.
So I am now eating a sandwich I don't want.
Fortunately it doesn't suck as much as a McDonald's sandwich.

Apparently I'm willing to settle for suck than throwing a stink for what I really want.
Seems to be a reoccuring motto...

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